Things You Would Only Hear At MYo Lab!

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Things You Would Only Hear At MYo Lab!

A non-exhaustive list of things you would only hear in and around MYo Lab (provided with and without context):

· My rib is out!

· Please can you just pull my finger – (no, NOT for that)

· You don’t clean the shockwave machine when you’re done. Straight to jail!

· Crack me like a glowstick!

· I need you to just break my wrists please

· My muscle keeps popping out of place…

· That lotion has such a nice glide

· I consider myself a popper (my joints make GREAT noises)

· Can you fix my rotator cuff muscle?

· That was a really great crack!

· Stretching is the fibre of the workout diet!

· My masseuse… (YOU MEAN YOUR MASSAGE THERAPIST)

· I have sciatica in my elbow

· Please get on the table face down *leaves room to come back in with member smiling at you, face up on the table*

We hope you enjoyed this list of things you would only hear at MYo Lab!

We are always accepting new members who are ready to commit to their health and wellness journey. If you are tired of receiving care that doesn’t seem to “stick” and are ready to experience the MYo difference, book now so one of our friendly team members can welcome you to the MYo Lab community today!



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